WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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