she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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