Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
and she was petting her beer can
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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