i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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