last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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