yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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