No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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