1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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