all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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