I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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