Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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