I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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