Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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