I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
oh god the rape fog is back!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
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I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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