Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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