White coat. Heels.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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