I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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