you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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