as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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