return my video game
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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