I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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