And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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