We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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