it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
no, he came in my armpit
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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