If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This girl is more easily done than said...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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