I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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