whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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