is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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