its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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