whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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