He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life