I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
