this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
operation harelip BJ is a go
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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