that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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