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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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