and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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