How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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