Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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