it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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