If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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