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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i may or may not be watching the land before time

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• (209): View more from California

  i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

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  i think i might be a female sloth

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• (206): View more from Washington

  We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.

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  It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!

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• (516): View more from New York

  I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.

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