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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I hope mine doesn't look like that

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"

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• (716): View more from New York

  I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night

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