Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.