i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize