So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Do vagina's smell?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize
