if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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