It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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