a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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