awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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