I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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