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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking

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  only in oregon

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• (450): View more from Quebec

  Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.

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• (925): View more from California

  I hope this adventure ends at a hospital

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".

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• (737): View more from Texas

  Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Use "feeling words"

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  Yay

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.

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• (619): View more from California

  Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.

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• (909): View more from California

  well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah

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• (406): View more from Montana

  your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs

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