Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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