you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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