I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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