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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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