she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
sex in a hospital.. check
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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