I love black thongs
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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