what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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