Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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