what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You need a sexual gate keeper
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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