Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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